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Funny Gifts and Joke Gifts

If you're stuck for ideas for a birthday or Christmas gift, then Totally Funky's selection of funny gifts may be for you. Here are some of our best-selling joke and novelty gifts to help you decide. Remember to check out our home page for more unusual gifts

Joke and Novelty Gifts

  Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener

Price: £6.99In Stock

As seen on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross and many other TV shows, it's the cat bum pencil sharpener! Nicely... more info

Category: Office and Work > Sharp End Pencil Sharpeners
  Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener - Black

Price: £6.99In Stock

Now available in black, the best-selling cat bum pencil sharpener! Every bit as good as the original white... more info

Category: Office and Work > Sharp End Pencil Sharpeners
  Sharp-End Pup Pencil Sharpener

Price: £6.99In Stock

Seeing as the cat flavoured sharpener sells so phenomenally well, for all those dog lovers (or haters) out... more info

Category: Office and Work > Sharp End Pencil Sharpeners
  Queen Mug

Price: £5.99In Stock

"Queen of f***ing everything" mug. Packaged in a sturdy box. Height 90mm. Diameter 80mm. ... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Humour Mugs
  Queen Make-Up Bag

Price: £9.99Out of Stock

Store your girlie goodies, lotions and potions, gloss and glitter in this fabulous Queen of F***ing... more info

Category: Funky Bags > Make Up Bags
  So Bloody Blonde Mug

Price: £5.99In Stock

"Oh God, I'm so bloody blonde sometimes!" mug. Packaged in a sturdy box. Height 90mm. Diameter 80mm.... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Humour Mugs
  So Bloody Blonde Make-Up Bag

Price: £9.99In Stock

Store your girlie goodies, lotions and potions, gloss and glitter in this fabulous So Bloody Blonde make-up... more info

Category: Funky Bags > Make Up Bags
  Expletive Mug - Oh Shit

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Expletive Mug - Love You

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Expletive Mug - My Mug

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Expletive Mug - Words

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Expletive Mug - Bored Mug

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Expletive Mug - Doing Here

Price: £7.99In Stock

Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from six... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Expletive Mugs
  Xposed Shoulder Bag

Price: £7.99In Stock

XPOSED! Get in touch with your inner stuff. A subversive new line of bags that subtly reveals the real you,... more info

Category: Funky Bags > Xposed!
  Xposed Cosmetics Bag

Price: £4.99In Stock

XPOSED! Get in touch with your inner stuff. A subversive new line of bags that subtly reveals the real you,... more info

Category: Funky Bags > Xposed!
  Xposed Grocery Tote

Price: £6.99In Stock

XPOSED! Get in touch with your inner stuff. A subversive new line of bags that subtly reveals the real you,... more info

Category: Funky Bags > Xposed!
  Pick Your Nose Party Cups

Price: £6.99In Stock

Pick Your Nose - party cups with personality! Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these... more info

Category: Party Animal > Pick Your Nose Party Cups
  Pick Your Nose Party Animals

Price: £4.99In Stock

Calling all party animals - here are the perfect beverage cups to let you express your inner beast! Drinking... more info

Category: Party Animal > Pick Your Nose Party Cups
  Holy Toast

Price: £3.99In Stock

HOLY TOAST! The visionary bread stamper. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you... more info

Category: In The Kitchen > Holy Toast
  The Brick

Price: £9.99In Stock

This brick made from soft and squidgy foam is super realistic and utterly convincing. It weighs less than... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > The Brick
  Blow Monkey Nail Dryer

Price: £4.99In Stock

Blow Monkey Nail Dryer. The easy, fun way to dry those nails! Simply apply your nail polish, press the banana... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Blow Monkey
  Wanted Passport Holder

Price: £9.99In Stock

Live like a reckless renegade, and travel in style with this wild-west inspired WANTED! passport holder.... more info

Category: Home and Lifestyle > Passport Holders
  30 Hilarious Desktop Signs

Price: £5.99In Stock

30 hilarious phrases and anecdotes to let your friends and colleagues know what you are really thinking. A... more info

Category: Office and Work > 30 Hilarious Desktop Signs
  Control-A-Man Remote

Price: £5.99In Stock

A remote control to make him do what you want! Control buttons include Tell Truth, Listen, Propose, Stop... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Control-A-Something
  Control-A-Woman Remote

Price: £5.99In Stock

A remote control to make her do what you want! Control buttons include Calm Down, Hurry Up, Stop Nagging and... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Control-A-Something
  Control-A-Boss Remote

Price: £5.99In Stock

A remote control to make your boss do what you want! Control buttons include Calm Down, End Meeting, Ignore... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Control-A-Something
  Control-A-Cat Remote

Price: £5.99In Stock

A remote control to make your cat do what you want! Control buttons include Show Affection, Catch Mice, Stop... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Control-A-Something
  Control-A-Dog Remote

Price: £5.99In Stock

A remote control to make your dog do what you want! Control buttons include Sit, Stay, Fetch, Stop Drooling... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Control-A-Something
  Dog-End Towel Holder - Spotty

Price: £9.99In Stock

Original, practical and fun way to store tea towels. Simply finish your chores, then pop the tea towel in the... more info

Category: In The Kitchen > Tea-Towel Holders
  Dog-End Towel Holder - Plain

Price: £9.99In Stock

Original, practical and fun way to store tea towels. Simply finish your chores, then pop the tea towel in the... more info

Category: In The Kitchen > Tea-Towel Holders
  Cloth-Cat - Black

Price: £9.99In Stock

New Black Cloth-Cat for your kitchen! Cloth-Cat is an original, practical and fun way to store tea towels.... more info

Category: In The Kitchen > Tea-Towel Holders
  Cloth-Cat - White

Price: £9.99In Stock

Cloth-Cat is an original, practical and fun way to store tea towels. Simply finish your chores, then pop the... more info

Category: In The Kitchen > Tea-Towel Holders
  Drink Coffee Mug

Price: £5.99In Stock

"Drink Coffee - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy" mug. Perfect gift for coffee-holics and caffeine... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Humour Mugs
  More Power Mug

Price: £5.99In Stock

"I need more money and power, and less sh*t from you people!" Lovely boxed mug to use at the office. Great... more info

Category: Mad About Mugs > Humour Mugs
  Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

Price: £4.99In Stock

Frozen Smiles - dentures aren’t just for Grandad anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them... more info

Category: Party Animal > Ice Cube Moulds
  Nothing

Price: £4.99In Stock

Nothing... for the person who has everything. The ultimate in minimalism. Open the pack and be enthralled... more info

Category: Weird Stuff > Nothing
  Swiss Cheese Door Wedge

Price: £4.99In Stock

Say hello to the 'incredible non-edible' Swiss cheese door wedge. This cheesy wedge door stop is tactile,... more info

Category: Home and Lifestyle > Doorstops
  Crime Scene On-a-Roll

Price: £2.99In Stock

Crime scene toilet roll. Each roll of quality 2–ply toilet tissue is presented in a clear plastic gift box. A... more info

Category: Fun Stuff > Crime Scene On-A-Roll
  Wireless USB Missile Launcher

Price: £29.99In Stock

Desk warfare has hit new heights with the introduction of the wireless USB missile launcher! Now it is easy... more info

Category: Gizmos and Gadgets > Wireless USB Missile Launcher
  Stunt Granny

Price: £17.99In Stock

It's the RC Stunt Granny! This amazing radio controlled pensioner creates havoc as she jumps, smashes and... more info

Category: Gizmos and Gadgets > Stunt Granny

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